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So, unless you've been living like a caveman, you're well aware of the recent unveiling of the new iPad
BCS and I both agree, as I am sure many do, that the name is...well...not the best. After some witty exchanges about iPads and iTampons, I get this email from BCS this morning and I practically had tears running down my face, as I do with most of his emails.
Here's his genius Ad campaign for the new iPad....can;t you just see it?:
Announcer-
“Pretend this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your menstrual fluids. Watch how the iPad absorbs and conceals with minimal expansion!”
[cut to svelte couple, she has bleached blonde overly-feathered hair circa 1986, they’re laughing, walking arm-in-arm on a beach]
Woman, while laughing-
“ Now that's technology I can get used to!”
[as they walk away in slow-mo, she turns around, looks at camera, winks]
Woman, sentimentally-
“Thanks, iPad. You saved my marriage.”
[Announcer]
“iPad. Surf the web, listen to tunes, and just go with the flow. (Availabletodayinthefemininehygieneaisleatyourlocaldrugstore.)”
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Ok, back to work. Felt I needed to share. I know it's a little raunchy....but...
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Oh, also: snow this morning! Made me so happy....so beautiful
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